God and The Park

I was walking through the park and a passerby asked me "Why do you look so happy?"...I didn't notice at first I was carrying a smirk, then I realized my face did hold a smile, I responded to him "I have been walking through this park for twelve years, I just finally killed God now, and I can see how beautiful it actually is." He looked shocked, he gave me an evil eye and responded "You'll be in hell boy" I kept my smile and returned the proper words. "This is hell, and it is beautiful, heaven is for those who are not pleased with what they have." I said my goodbyes to him and went to the store to get some candy.

Meme

Religious dote expressed periodically, daily, historically. The interstice of its stupidity grows smaller, an axiom this observation I endure. This example of a social meme its seed, spreading its illusory beguiling poison. Her paroxysm towards nature should no longer be tolerated. Penury and vacuous minds it breeds, unwanted denizens.The inanity of this mindset is a plethora of disgust. how it can continuously spread, this fecundity never ending, the minds imaginary pillow, willingly blinds herself. To deny our nature, the religious profligate. Gaia betrayed still...

Religion Is Hate For Nature

"in Christianity , neither morality nor religion come in touch at all with reality. Nothing but imaginary causes. Imaginary Natural History(Anthropocentric: total lack of notion 'natural causes'); an imaginary psychology(nothing but misunderstandings of self, interpretations of pleasant or unpleasant general feelings) This purely fictitious world distinguishes itself,very unfavorably from the world of dreams:The latter reflects reality, where as the former falsifies, depreciates and denies it. Once the concept 'Nature" was taken to mean the opposite of the concept of 'God', the word 'Natural' had to acquire the meaning of abominable.

Accepting a Religion

Religion asks us for acceptance of their views. Do you remember what it was like when they held most influence? Imagine they still did? 90% of us would be at the stake had that been the case. Before you get all buttered up about religious people crying about being persecuted, remember their past, and remember what religions do when they have power. You would wonder why some of them seem nicer today? They are losing power, that is why.

The Nine Satanic Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence.

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe-dreams.

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit.

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.

5. Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek.

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for the psychic vampire.

7. Satan represents man as just another animal sometimes better, often worse than those that walk on all fours, who,because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all.

8.Satan represents all of the so called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.

9.Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!

- Extracted from Anton Lavey's "The Satanic Bible"